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JESSE IS READING THE BLOG! Actually not right now.. but still.. and his display pics on msn are so frightening..

The Day of Premiere me baby

Okay, I may have told you this.. maybe not.. but I love Degrassi. I am a Degrassi fanatic. I watched everything.. okay just about.. But tonight's episode was amazing.. Darcy is becoming a porn star.. or at least close to one.. She still has clothes on and isn't touching male/female/unidentifiable body parts that really should be seeing the light of day, let alone other peopel having to be exposed to their part-like glory. Anyway..
As I was saying... this season of Degrassi will rock.. and to add on the new seasons of good wholesome television..

YO MOMMA STARTS ON MTV AT 6PM!!

Yes, America, Guatemala, Canada, and the other countries that weren't cool enough to be mentioned.. WILMER is back and hotter/funnier/stranger.. then ever... But it's all good...

Anyway, I got my progress report (1) today
(1) The extremely useless waste of paper that our lovely school feels that they need to use to make the students feel even worse about themselves.. Not only have they piled on the ugly plaid straitjackets and lousy teachers (well, not all but the vast majority), they have to kill innocent trees(2) to endanger a child's freedom and self-esteem(3).

(2) I am not tree hugger, but still.. what have the trees done to you?! They are screaming these high pitched screams everytime they see a report card or a progress report. They don't care how sucky your grades are.. they care about the fact you folding their Uncle Fredrick or Aunt Maurice into a small portable wad..

(3)Yeah I know you think.. we don't have self esteem but we do and it tends to lower with every..
"Too Chatty" (That I ever so rudely got in Spanish)
"Too Distracted"
"Too Unaware"
when it should be more like...
"I am sorry but I am too boring for your child"
"I know that that last test I gave your child was dull and I am sorry for that"

That is a true progress report.. anywho.. gotts go!